Paula Deen has diabetes. And if you’ve ever made a recipe of hers, you probably do too. 

I can’t believe Beyonce had a baby. Miracles like child birth happen so very rarely.

Taylor Swift in the movie version of Les Miserables. Easily the worst casting decision since Taylor Swift in Valentine’s Day.

Best. Game. Ever. (Taken with instagram)

Investigator of pedophilia in the Catholic Church found with child porn. Last seen driving a car with an I ♥ Penn State bumper sticker.

I bet the inside of this car smells amazing…

If Columbus would have known that eventually this America would be keeping up with the Kardashians, he may very well have just turned around.

Lady Gaga recently said in an interview that anybody thinking “Born This Way” sounded like “Express Yourself” was “retarded”. I suppose that makes the world one big Special Olympics.

Gwyneth Paltrow has a cookbook? Why in the hell would I need a cookbook to teach me how to open a bag of carrots?!

Which came first, the fame whore or the sex tape?